Posts from Tatsfield
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    CarshaltonQ; Which European country has only 25 letters A; France, because they have noel
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    CarshaltonQ; Why does the French President only eat one egg for breakfast A; Because in France one egg is an oeuf
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    CarshaltonVandals broke into a South London police station and destroyed all the lavatory seats, police say they have nothing to go on
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    Carshaltonan xmas cracker factory was last night raided and several cracker jokes were stolen, police warn the public to be on the look out, any one who spot...
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    Carshaltonlate last nigh the local income tax offices went on fire, 3 fire fighters fought the blaze for almost 5 minutes before they were sacked
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    Carshaltonearlier today a Mangers Tanker carrying 40'000 litres of Red paint collided with a B&Q paint lorry carrying 10'000 tins of Blue paint at the top of...
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    CarshaltonThe past is gone, the future has not arrive,l all that we have is NOW, which is why it is called "The present"
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    SuttonPlease can anyone recommend a community garden to get involved with, in Sutton? The waiting lists for allotments are hilariously long and my tiny l...