Robert @RobRoy Laindon
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See 25 comments...Saw this old story online about a man who didn’t speak to his wife for twenty years. How long could you or have you not spoken to someone for! https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/stubborn-man-refused-speak-wife-9539558 -
A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they can't afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage for an extra £100 a day if he will go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one. Quickly, the new "gorilla" becomes the most popular craze at the zoo. People from all over are coming to see the "Human-like" gorilla. About a month in, the craze has started to wear off. So, to get peoples' attention back, he decides to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lions' den next to him. A large crowd of people gather watching the spectacle in awe and terror. Suddenly the man loses his grip and falls to the floor of the lion's den. The man starts screaming "HELP!! HELP!!!" Suddenly a lion pounces on him from behind and whispers in his ear, "Shut the hell up right now or you're going to get us both fired." 😆
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Though this is three minutes long it’s worth listening to from 1974 About shortages https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8JsAp6t/
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See 10 comments...Four young lives changed over social media comments and suspicions https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-58666322 One boy dies and three young people go to prison for manslaughter and murder
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See 2 comments...https://youtu.be/e4Ao-iNPPUc
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See 3 comments...https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16197575/dad-paedo-dig-grave-buried-video-2/?rec_article=true
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See 15 comments...https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2021/09/20/september-harvest-full-moon-2021-when-uk-where-visible-time/
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A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it.""Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches,I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. She said, "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards."
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See 5 comments...https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRxvCn7s/
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See 1 comment...Available on BBC IPlayer When two odd brothers lose the Grandmother that cared for them after their parents death, they go searching for the older ones ‘real’ father. Easy to watch, silly, far fetched but fun and feel good too. Johnny Vegas plays a small role. A film to relax to on a Sunday afternoon https://youtu.be/aD_0i_fByBI
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See 5 comments...Never knew she was an impressionist https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRmBXk57/
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See 7 comments...An interesting story of how corruption rules in the Police in some countries . Officers on low incomes owning expensive cars and living the high life . https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-58405215
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See 1 comment...https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-58451074
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See 12 comments...Welcome Silv Please tell us the type of music you are interested in ?
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See 3 comments...Found this on TikTok Made me smile 😃 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRUp1pXw/
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See 1 comment...Who is paying the money back to the government It’s old news but Primark is one https://www.retailgazette.co.uk/blog/2021/04/primark-profits-plunge-90-as-ab-foods-repays-121m-furlough-cash/
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See 16 comments...It’s a little remote https://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/19496788.skiddaw-house-englands-remote-property-goes-sale-1-5million/ Not sure you will get your shopping delivered!
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See 8 comments...Would you ride on one? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRSVbPB7/
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See 2 comments...https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scotland-held-a-snow-plow-naming-contest-with-hilarious-results/ An old story but the names made me smile
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See 10 comments...https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/events060829/ Check this out and cheer up
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See 8 comments...What an awful end to this poor man’s life https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/diy-sos-star-died-brain-24842654?__twitter_impression=true And some of the men that done it are already out of prison
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A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s officer says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?” The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?” And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on”. 😂 : Norm MacDonald.
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See 4 comments...Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import. 🪃 🤣
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See 6 comments...https://www.motorcycle.com/manufacturer/ural-manufacturer/sidecar-boat.html The Canterbury Belle
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See 9 comments...As mentioned in another group This is the single version that topped the charts https://youtu.be/FKzMCEC6S4I
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I think it’s encouraging news to see vaccinations offered at these large events . https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-jabs-are-on-the-line-up-at-reading-and-leeds-music-festivals-12390763 Especially after the rise in cases after two recent events.
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See 6 comments...A great invention from an Essex lad https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2021-08-25/device-which-stops-blood-in-stabbing-victims-wins-james-dyson-design-award
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See 3 comments...This is in the national news https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-58322653
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See 11 comments...He talks a lot of sense https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRj9shk1/
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See 10 comments...Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. 😂
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See 4 comments...I found this interesting site and hope members will take a look and perhaps listen to the hour long link https://indianapublicmedia.org/afterglow/sibling-harmony.php
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See 5 comments...With the news of the second member of the Everly brothers passing away. My choice as a tribute to their talent is this. https://youtu.be/p_fkzaAEbQg
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See 19 comments...It appears whilst we now swear less, the words people use , or are more popular have changed. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/aug/20/bloody-loses-its-place-atop-swearing-lexicon-as-british-use-of-expletives-falls ‘when we are lost for the right words we swear’ 😡
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See 3 comments...I heard this on the Bob Harris show and had to share it https://youtu.be/tBIifnEodO4
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See 23 comments...I try to keep up with modern day singers but know I must miss a lot of them. This young lady won the Brit award for rising star and appeared on the olympics celebration show a few evenings ago. https://youtu.be/B2SK_jb68dk
