• Making you own Crackers?

    Here are some funnies to write on paper to put inside the body of the crackers using toilet roll tubes.....

    What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy? Orna-mints!
    Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
    What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree? Christmas chopping!
    Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They have too many needles.
    What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it is.
    Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen.
    What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!
    What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?A pineapple!
    What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
    What month does a Christmas tree hate the most? Sep-timber!

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