Ross Geller will be having words.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/delivery-men-really-need-a-lesson-from-ross-to-pivot-sofa-up-staircase-18173094/

'We don't know if there's a bigger ring for exotic animals, this is definitely just the tip of the iceberg.'
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/arizona-man-arrested-after-trying-to-sell-tiger-cub-on-social-media-18172614/

Nick said the time 'flew by' - and that he even had time to pop out for a cake.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/bristol-man-who-launched-sit-in-protest-at-cinema-gives-up-after-a-few-hours-18174029/

You can thank us later.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/home-office-one-week-to-get-your-passport-renewed-before-fees-go-up-18173308/

The 26-year-old beautician was killed outside a pub in Wallasey, Merseyside on Christmas Eve.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/man-arrested-over-pub-shooting-of-elle-edwards-on-christmas-eve-18173508/

Police are keen to identify the mystery man and contact his relatives.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/mystery-of-fully-clothed-pensioner-pulled-from-canal-in-leeds-18172656/

Jacob Rees-Mogg, known for his double-breasted suits and falling asleep in the House of Commons, will join the likes of Nigel Farage on GB N
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/jacob-rees-mogg-is-getting-his-own-chat-show-and-taking-it-on-uk-tour-18171915/

AI could pose an 'existential threat' to humanity, MPs have been warned.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/rogue-ai-could-annihilate-mankind-if-not-regulated-warn-scientists-18172010/

Fancy buying your own boozer?
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/map-shows-the-35-wetherspoons-pubs-up-for-sale-across-uk-18172858/

He will appear in court tomorrow.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/man-charged-with-terror-offences-over-incident-at-leeds-hospital-18173802/

The dad 'lied to save his own skin' after killing his baby son.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/25/dad-who-shook-his-seven-week-old-baby-to-death-is-jailed-for-life-18165117/

They're the 'best kept secret' in Brixton, but not for long.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/25/london-first-statues-of-black-british-people-return-to-brixton-18165249/

Around 200 asylum-seeking children are missing in total, of whom 13 are under the age of 16.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/25/child-asylum-seekers-have-gone-missing-from-uk-hotels-where-is-the-outcry-18166028/

Fancy a Frube on the tube?
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/25/someone-keeps-leaving-snacks-on-london-tube-bench-and-no-one-knows-why-18166467/

'We know Henry Tenon did not act alone.'
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/25/convicted-felon-arrested-in-execution-style-murder-of-microsoft-executive-18166418/

The gang were sentenced to 15 years in prison for their sickening attack on a group of American tourists.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/25/london-gang-who-mugged-tourist-for-100000-rolex-jailed-for-15-years-18166203/

The politician was called a 'murderer' as shocked commuters watched on.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/25/matt-hancock-assaulted-at-tube-station-during-rush-hour-18166278/

PC Luke Watson has a 100% success rate when it comes to catching crooks on foot.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/25/britains-quickest-copper-chases-vans-and-has-never-lost-a-suspect-18165686/

The US reversed its earlier stance that Abrams tanks were not suitable for Ukraine to use in war with Russia.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/25/us-to-send-tanks-to-ukraine-in-major-blow-for-putin-18166223/

People have been ordered to stay at home for five days to prevent the spread.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/25/kim-jong-un-locks-down-north-koreas-capital-over-mystery-illness-outbreak-18166031/

Germany spent €6 billion (£5.3 billion) on Covid face masks at the start of the pandemic.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/24/germany-incinerates-17000000-expired-face-masks-bought-in-pandemic-18158356/

Police identified the suspect as 21-year-old Jarid Haddock and said he was a danger to the community.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/24/washington-3-shot-dead-at-convenience-store-suspect-in-stand-off-with-swat-team-18160305/

Her boyfriend has been missing since her body was found.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/24/colombia-dj-found-dead-in-suitcase-after-being-strangled-and-dumped-in-skip-18159685/

The volunteers had travelled to Soledar, in the east of the country, to help with aid efforts.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/24/brits-andrew-bagshaw-and-christopher-parry-killed-attempting-humanitarian-evacuation-in-ukraine-18160176/

'Avoid talking to strange men and you'll be just fine.'
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/24/yorkshire-100-year-old-woman-reveals-reason-behind-living-long-life-18158178/

The pair had been trapped 'quite a way from the shore'.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/24/teenager-and-dog-rescued-from-icy-pond-as-temperatures-plunge-18160390/

Bill was also up for consideration.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/24/monkey-called-nigel-in-bid-to-save-species-and-name-from-extinction-18158010/

Moscow has boasted it is 'the most dangerous of surface ships in the world's oceans'.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/24/russian-warship-carrying-hypersonic-missiles-sails-towards-us-waters-18157540/

Louise Harris says she and her cockapoo Bella were told to leave.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/24/wetherspoons-kicks-out-disabled-woman-for-bringing-in-assistance-dog-18160031/

The biscuit-mad bear had amassed a cult following across the world following several viral videos.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/24/juan-the-bear-who-once-stole-biscuits-from-a-bakery-is-killed-by-car-18160066/

The majority of officers convicted committed sex crimes or violence against women.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/23/met-police-15-officers-convicted-of-crimes-since-sarah-everard-murder-18151332/

A cornerstone of British humour.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/23/cornwall-king-harry-ferry-renamed-by-pranksters-in-honour-of-new-book-18151746/

The former minister in charge of fighting Mexico's brutal war on drug cartels is facing charges of conspiracy and criminal enterprise for tr
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/23/mexican-security-minister-on-trial-in-us-for-taking-bribes-from-el-chapo-guzman-18151699/

It is unknown whether the pig managed to escape.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/23/hong-kong-pig-kills-butcher-who-tried-to-slaughter-it-18151545/

‘I was convinced they were waiting for me to die so I stopped complaining', the WW2 veteran said.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/23/wiltshire-war-hero-103-slams-energy-firm-over-broken-gas-meter-18152663/

The pub paid £22,000 to its insurance company to cover the damage caused, the court heard.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/23/chef-released-20-cockroaches-into-pub-kitchen-in-row-over-pay-18152322/

Jared O'Mara is charged with eight counts of fraud, which he denies.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/23/ex-labour-mp-jared-omara-made-up-expenses-to-fund-cocaine-habit-18151870/

It's enough to give you brain freeze.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/23/hertfordshire-gelateria-turns-prime-energy-drink-into-ice-cream-18150871/

The convicted sex offender who was friends with billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein has spoken out about her crimes.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/23/ghislaine-maxwell-gives-bombshell-interview-from-behind-bars-with-jeremy-kyle-18152902/

'How can you even entertain a sick child trafficker?'
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/23/jeremy-kyle-slammed-for-giving-platform-to-sex-trafficker-ghislaine-maxwell-18152965/

Traffickers snatching migrants outside taxpayer-funded accommodation.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/23/gangs-kidnapping-dozens-of-asylum-seeking-children-from-hotels-18147011/

Police have released images of the suspect.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/22/police-swarm-white-van-in-hunt-for-gunman-who-killed-10-as-suspect-is-pictured-18146977/

'I am staggered by this. In shock even.'
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/22/pilot-says-prince-harrys-recollection-about-military-training-is-fantasy-18145367/

Teddy Hobbs has a higher IQ than most adults.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/22/somerset-toddler-joins-mensa-after-teaching-himself-to-read-aged-2-18146105/

Around 55,000 people flock to the attraction called The Smallest House in Conwy, north Wales every year.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/22/people-visiting-smallest-house-in-britain-complain-its-too-small-18146140/

Videos online show the man jumping from a wall in the station onto the roof of a train.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/22/district-line-underground-delays-man-on-roof-of-barons-court-station-18147230/

Constance Marten, 35, and Mark Gordon, 48, disappeared two weeks ago after they had apparently hidden her pregnancy for five months.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/22/missing-aristocratic-mother-gave-birth-in-car-before-it-burst-into-flames-18146886/

The demonstration could end up as another obstacle in Sweden's road to Nato membership.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/22/sweden-turkey-tensions-reach-new-heights-after-stockholm-quran-burning-18146045/

Shoppers at the store in Ruislip found the tags on Peri Peri chicken and a whole roast chicken.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/22/security-tags-spotted-on-5-packets-of-chicken-in-tesco-store-18147311/

The Boeing 737-800 was seen parked in a special area of the airport, after the pilot reported a serious threat during the flight.
https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/22/bomb-threat-on-ryanair-flight-as-fighter-jets-scramble-to-aircraft-18146641/