Wait for it!
An old Irish woman was rocking in her chair, reminiscing about the good times in her life and wondering how long she may have left, when out of no where, a fairy godmother appears.
The fairy godmother told her you've led such a good life, I'm going to grant you three wishes. The old woman couldn't believe her luck and thanked the fairy godmother.
The fairy godmother asked for the first wish?
The old woman replied, "I've never had much money me mainly spent it on drink, I suppose I would like to be rich." POOF-the old woman's rocking chair turned into solid gold and was four times bigger.
The fairy godmother asked what her second wish would be?
The old woman replied, "Oh, I would very much like to be young again and look a princess. It was" POOF-the old women was transformed into the most beautiful, young and vibrant Irish princess ever.
The fairy godmother asked, "and for your last wish?"
Just then the old woman's cat walked by. The now young Irish princess looked at the cat and said, "I love that cat more than anyone left on this earth. Could you make him the most handsome prince ever who loves me?"
POOF-there stood the most handsome noble Irishman the old woman had ever seen. Her heart fluttered as he slowly walked towards her. When he bent on one knee to whisper in her ear, she felt weak and then he said, "I bet you're sorry you got me neutered now aren't you?
The fairy godmother told her you've led such a good life, I'm going to grant you three wishes. The old woman couldn't believe her luck and thanked the fairy godmother.
The fairy godmother asked for the first wish?
The old woman replied, "I've never had much money me mainly spent it on drink, I suppose I would like to be rich." POOF-the old woman's rocking chair turned into solid gold and was four times bigger.
The fairy godmother asked what her second wish would be?
The old woman replied, "Oh, I would very much like to be young again and look a princess. It was" POOF-the old women was transformed into the most beautiful, young and vibrant Irish princess ever.
The fairy godmother asked, "and for your last wish?"
Just then the old woman's cat walked by. The now young Irish princess looked at the cat and said, "I love that cat more than anyone left on this earth. Could you make him the most handsome prince ever who loves me?"
POOF-there stood the most handsome noble Irishman the old woman had ever seen. Her heart fluttered as he slowly walked towards her. When he bent on one knee to whisper in her ear, she felt weak and then he said, "I bet you're sorry you got me neutered now aren't you?
