• AnnaX @AnnaX Thames Ditton - updated 7d

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    A married couple were fast asleep in Hampton court when the phone suddenly rang at 3 AM. The wife groggily picked up, listened for a moment, then snapped, “How should I know? We’re 200 miles from the ocean!” before slamming the phone down.

    Her husband, now awake, mumbled, “Who was that?”

    Still half-asleep, the wife grumbled, “No idea. Some idiot asking if the coast was clear.”

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