Mixed Births
Three men, an english man, an Irishman and a Jamaican are in the maternity ward waiting for their wives to give birth. The midwife comes out and congratulates them, announcing that they were all now fathers of beautiful healthy baby boys. However they was a problem. They were all born very close together and in the mad rush they all got mixed up. So she asked if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblances, traits etc.
Paddy says he'll go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby.The rastaman looks confused, "Excuse me", he said, "but do you think that one might be mine?"
"Probably", said Paddy , "but one of them in there's English, and I'm takin' no feckin chances !!!!!"
Paddy says he'll go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby.The rastaman looks confused, "Excuse me", he said, "but do you think that one might be mine?"
"Probably", said Paddy , "but one of them in there's English, and I'm takin' no feckin chances !!!!!"
