• AnnaX @AnnaX Thames Ditton - 21d

    I was amused

    Two women are walking their dogs, one a German Shepherd and one a Pekingese, down the road when they smell something delicious from a restaurant nearby. “Shall we get some lunch?” the first woman says. The second woman looks at her skeptically. “They’ll never let us bring our dogs in the restaurant.”

    “Don’t worry,” the first woman replies. “I have a plan.” She then puts on a pair of dark glasses and goes into the restaurant, behaving as though the German Shepherd is her seeing eye dog, and no one is the wiser. Inspired by her friend’s clever plan, the second woman puts on a pair of dark glasses and goes inside. The head waiter takes one look at her and says, “I’m sorry, ma’am, but we don’t allow dogs in here.”

    “But, you don’t understand,” the second woman says. “This is my seeing eye dog.”

    “Is it now?” the head waiter says incredulously. “Seeing eye dogs are supposed to be German Shepherds.” The woman then exclaims, “You mean….it’s not?”

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