An old one
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Pope, Nicola Sturgeon and a ten year old school boy.
The plane is about to crash and theres only 4 parachutes.
Nicola said I need one. I’ve to sort out Scottish Independence!’ Takes one and jumps
The pope said ‘I need one, I've to sort out the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Trump said ‘I’m the smartest man in the USA.’ He takes one and jumps.
Boris said to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting".
The 10 year old said "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in The USA took my school bag"
The plane is about to crash and theres only 4 parachutes.
Nicola said I need one. I’ve to sort out Scottish Independence!’ Takes one and jumps
The pope said ‘I need one, I've to sort out the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Trump said ‘I’m the smartest man in the USA.’ He takes one and jumps.
Boris said to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting".
The 10 year old said "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in The USA took my school bag"
