A hole in one
His one annoying fault was that every couple of months or so he would be twenty minutes late to tee off.
One morning, after this guy had landed his second shot just two feet from the pin, one of the others said. "I can't stand it any longer! Jesse, what's with switching sides, right to left? Why do you do that?"
"Well, I tell ya. Every Saturday morning when I wake up, I turn over and look at my wife in the bed next to me. If she's sleeping on her right side, then I tee off right-handed. If she's on her left side, then I play left-handed."
"A Ha! But what if she's on her back?"
"That's when I'm twenty minutes late!"