What oldies should do
1 Elasticated trousers. Pure comfort round the mid section
2 A comfy chair. No matter where you are if you find a comfy looking seat plonk your arse down and rest.
3 Farting. As you get older if you fart it's more acceptable whether you are a man or a woman.
4 Talking to yourself. Never tire of telling yourself funny stories to make yourself laugh others will laugh with you.
5. Always accept a free cup of tea or coffee. Never turn it down if offered and if you don't have time ask for the tea bag for later. ( Waste not want not)
6. Always add an odd addition to your dress attire. This will be an icebreaker IE wear a small lettuce or piece of broccoli on your shirt or blouse
7. Never pass a toilet without using it . You don't know when you will get another opportunity.
8. Ask people to get up from a seat on a train or bus even if you are only going one stop. It will give you a warm feeling.
9. Go for a rush hour drive in your car. Deliberately drive slow and cause chaos on the roads
10. Have fun. Whatever it entails even if only you find it funny have fun. You are never too old and it is never to late
Danny Fenn