Russian jokes
I assume we're allowed to tell Russian jokes at the moment.............
A man in Moscow buys a newspaper, glances at the front page, and throws it away.
He does the same thing every day.
Eventually, the seller snaps "Why DO you do that?"
"I'm just checking for an obituary."
"But obituaries aren't on the front page!"
"The one I'm looking for will be."
A man in Moscow buys a newspaper, glances at the front page, and throws it away.
He does the same thing every day.
Eventually, the seller snaps "Why DO you do that?"
"I'm just checking for an obituary."
"But obituaries aren't on the front page!"
"The one I'm looking for will be."
