In The Outback
A ventriloquist is holidaying in the outback.
He sees a drover on his horse, with his dog, herding some sheep, and thinks he'll have some fun.
He stops, and the drover rides over to his car.
Ventriloquist. "Hi, how're you? Can I talk to your dog?"
Drover. [ hesitating, thinking the sun has got to the guy ] Okay...sure.
Vent. "How's it going mate"
Dog. "Beaut Mate. Lots of exercise, and good food. Bonza".
Vent. " Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Drover [ Amazed ] For sure.
Vent. "Hey, horse, what's the life like here?".
Horse "Real good. Regular trail work, best oats, brushed down every night and sleep in a clean stable."
The drover is completely amazed, he can't believe it.
Ventriloquist asks if he can chat to the sheep?
Drover stutters "They're all liars!"
He sees a drover on his horse, with his dog, herding some sheep, and thinks he'll have some fun.
He stops, and the drover rides over to his car.
Ventriloquist. "Hi, how're you? Can I talk to your dog?"
Drover. [ hesitating, thinking the sun has got to the guy ] Okay...sure.
Vent. "How's it going mate"
Dog. "Beaut Mate. Lots of exercise, and good food. Bonza".
Vent. " Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Drover [ Amazed ] For sure.
Vent. "Hey, horse, what's the life like here?".
Horse "Real good. Regular trail work, best oats, brushed down every night and sleep in a clean stable."
The drover is completely amazed, he can't believe it.
Ventriloquist asks if he can chat to the sheep?
Drover stutters "They're all liars!"
